Here's to Oblivion

"Sound Siren," Unwritten Law

Dad: You should print this thing out.
Me: What thing?
Dad: This...blog thing.
Me: Why?
Dad: It's cool...it's better than a journal, because it has pictures too. How many people read it... three?
Me: ...I don't know...
Dad: Well, I just think it's kind of depressing that you spend all this time and write all this stuff, and no one reads it...
Me: People read it!
Dad: I mean, I'm looking at it right now, I'm scrolling down...no comments...no comments... nope, no comments...
Me: Thanks Dad.
Dad: I'm just saying!