Saturday, January 31, 2009

Measure Your Life in Love

In daylights, in sunsets
In midnights, in cups of coffee
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife
In five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure, a year in the life?
-Seasons of Love, RENT

I can finally breathe again. Grades are turned in, a new semester has started, and Lost is back on the air-- (after what seemed like a 4-year hiatus, it's about time). As of Wednesday, I'm not traipsing in from my car after work with an unending pile of papers and a perpetual pout or complaint. I'm in the thick of teaching Gatsby, which always reminds me how badly I wish I could write like Fitzgerald; my envy borders on obsession ("The exhilirating ripple of her voice was a wild tonic in the rain"...seriously?) My students have finally and fully accepted the fact that, unfortunately, I tell bad jokes and cannot decipher much of their language (i.e. "mob des," "gnar-shredding," "bomb fat hills"), and I'm FANTASTIC at teaching the four types of adverbs (which, I'm allowed to brag about, because....really?)

My dear, dear Tim has been overly supportive the last three weeks...he cooks, he cleans, he packs me a lunch every day, he takes Bailey out, and he records my pathetic television shows. There are one or two things, however, he refuses:

Me: Want to help me grade?
Tim (completely unnecessarily): Pardon?
Me: I said, want to help me grade?
Tim: I can't do those essays. I don't remember what a thesis statement is supposed to look like.
Me: No, I wouldn't make you grade essays. That's probably illegal or something, anyway. It's vocab. and Latin root quizzes. It's easy; it's either right or wrong.
Tim: ...
Me: So?
Tim: Um, I'll go clean your car.
Me: But I really need these graded by tomorrow. And I still have 30 essays to get through.
Tim: I'll also try to figure out why your "check engine" light is still on.

Although school has been hectic, we've still managed to have some fun and full weekends. Rudy and Jen came to visit two weeks ago, and it was the perfect weekend of hanging out, ordering in and going out, lazing around at the beach, and enjoying each others' company. Although I felt slightly guilty about not partaking in any of the San Diego touristy splendor, it was an awesome weekend and I can't wait for them to come back.

Rudy and Tim en route


After a long day's work sleeping in, perusing the Carlsbad shops, and hanging at the beach,
it's time for a nap



Fresh ceviche courtesy of Tim and Rudy


Rudy, in my classroom, reminiscing about the comfortable desks


At Coyote


Last week, Phil and DeVo came to visit from SB. Phil was signed up to run the Carlsbad half-marathon; it was his first marathon and I decided to run the first part with him (DeVo and Colleen, in true form, ran together at least ten minutes ahead of us). I was feeling pretty good, so I ended up running the whole thing. In retrospect, maybe not the best idea...it was kind of hard to walk the next day. However, strangely and pathetically enough, I beat my best time by almost four minutes. I guess I should avoid training more often...
Mile 10, still smiling!
(photo courtesy of Tim)


Shocking as it seems, January is almost over. Our to-do list is long but attainable, and the Santa Anas are back, bringing with them the promise of another warm summer. A few observations, notes, etc. before signing off:

1) The new "Scrubs" episodes don't even come close to being as witty as the old ones. I'm guessing new writers came with the new network.

2) I cried for an hour and a half through "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." I'm not even sure why.

3) Debbie, (Tim's step-mom) is thankfully recovering well. I did, however, manage to faint during our visit to see her in the hospital. Twice. Apparently, I'm a spotlight-stealer.

4) Our winter ski trip was INCREDIBLE and I will post pictures when I get a chance.

5) Aside from B.J.'s Brewhouse (which, unfortunately, does not exist in North County), Islands has the best BBQ Chicken Salad.

An (albeit belated) cheers to 2009!


Friday, January 23, 2009

Running to Stand Still

U2

I will return to this blog. Next week. For now, I'm inundated with grading papers. It's my own fault for not getting enough (any) grading done over winter break, but right now it feels like I finish one class set of papers, and another miraculously materializes out of thin air. I feel like this woman, minus the bobbed hair and floral print-dress:

There IS a light at the end of the tunnel...grades are due on Tuesday. Until then, you can find me in front of the T.V. or at the dining room table, pen in hand, crossing out personal pronouns, commenting on ineffective analysis, and wondering why the hell some kids STILL don't use MLA format when we went over it 4,000,000 times in class...

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Last year, Marisa and I entered the holiday door decorating contest under the "California Holiday" category. This year we decided to go with "Best Fictional Character." In an effort to remain non-denominational, we chose "The Twelve Days of Winter." The kids were amazing and did almost all of the work. We won!

The doors in full (the top reads: "All You Need This Winter is Hot Cocoa and a Good Book"):


On the first day of Winter my English teacher gave to me... A list of amazing books


On the second day of Winter, Mary Warren gave to me... 2 poppets
The Crucible, by Arthur Miller


On the third day of Winter, James Jarvis gave to me... 3 jugs of milk
Cry, the Beloved Country, by Alan Paton


On the fourth day of Winter, Lennie gave to me... 4 soft mice
Of Mice and Men, by John Steinbeck


On the fifth day of Winter, Edgar Allan Poe gave to me... 5 black gravestones
American Gothic, 19th Century Literature


On the sixth day of Winter, Jack gave to me... 6 pig heads
Lord of the Flies, by William Golding


On the seventh day of Winter, Mark Twain gave to me... 7 jumping frogs
The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, by Mark Twain


On the eighth day of Winter, Ms. Murray gave to me... 8 grammar corrections


On the ninth day of Winter, John Proctor gave to me... 9 torn confessions
The Crucible, by Arthur Miller


On the tenth day of Winter, Ms. Meinhardt gave to me... 10 helping verbs


On the eleventh day of Winter, Odysseus gave to me... 11 sirens singing
The Odyssey, by Homer


On the twelfth day of Winter, the Dead Poets Society gave to me... 12 carpe diems

Monday, December 22, 2008

It's All Worth Waiting For

"Windmills," Toad the Wet Sprocket

I'm currently:

Reading: Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card; The Road, by Cormac McCarthy
Listening: Kings of Leon, Only By the Night; The Killers, Day and Age; Kenny Chesney, Lucky Old Sun
Enjoying:
Sleeping in, 7-11 hot chocolate, The Office re-runs
Procrastinating: Grading Poe/Twain essays, laundry, packing

Some of my favorite moments from the last few weeks:

Marisa, in fear of getting sick before her holiday trip to China, wore snow boots and cotton balls in her ears (to keep the cold air out, apparently) to school:


Holiday parties with old friends:


Melissa came to visit and made AMAZING margaritas (Minute Maid lime-aid, tangerine juice, and Cazadores):


Bailey snuggling under the covers:


Picking out and decorating the Christmas tree:


Holiday pictures:


I'm what I am and I'm what I'm not
I'm sure happy with what I've got

I live to love and laugh a lot

And that's all I need...


"Never Wanted Nothing More," Kenny Chesney

Friday, December 19, 2008

The Time Has Come for Colds and Overcoats

"I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Light," Brand New

Tim:
I love dumpster diving.
Me: What'd you find?
Tim: A brand new iron. Black and Decker. And new headphones. Bose!
Me: They're probably broken.
Tim: (pause, after a few seconds, under his breath): These are broken. Yeah, these are crap. But I'm keeping the iron.
Me: Okay...
Tim: It's cordless. Come on.

5 minutes later...

Tim: Wait! The headphones do work!

10 minutes later...

Tim: I totally just dumpster dived more.
Me: What now?
Tim: Oh my god. I got a flashlight and an underwater camera. An underwater digital camera!
Me: Does it work?
Tim: I don't know!
Me: Where were those things?
Tim: Sitting next to the trash.
Me: Do you think our neighbors saw you?
Tim: I don't know. I don't care.
Tim: (under his breath, in realization): I need the power cord...oh! The cord might be out there! Alright, I gotta go back out. I'll be back....

10 minutes later...

Me: Did you find it?
Tim: Yup!
Me: Seriously?
Tim: Yes! It's the cord! Sweet!
Me: Cool. Do I still have to get you a bazooka for Christmas?
Tim: Yes.
Me: Why?
Tim: I'm cool. I deserve a bazooka.
Me: Maybe you should be kind of embarrassed.

Monday, December 15, 2008

You Impress Me So Completely

"These Stones Will Shout," The Raconteurs

Me:
Why is there barbeque sauce by the front door?
Tim: It's Fuel Injector Cleaner.

* * * * *

Tim: Sometimes I think I'd like to have a gun. Some of my buddies go shoot skeet over in Oceanside.
Me: Are skeet birds?
Tim: (pause) No. They're clay disks.
Me: Oh. I thought skeet was a plural form of some type of bird. You know, the singular being "skit."
Tim: ...
Me: What kind of gun do you use for that? Like a magnum?
Tim: A magnum is a handgun. Do you think people shoot birds...or disks...with a handgun?
Me: Maybe! I don't know anything about guns.
Tim: You would use a shotgun to shoot skeet.
Me: I think you should get one of those guns that the Joker shoots out of the van in The Dark Knight.
Tim: A bazooka?
Me: Yes.
Tim: Okay. That's what I would like for Christmas. A bazooka. You'll need a permit.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Magic Soakin' My Spine

"Read My Mind," The Killers

We had Thanksgiving at Tim's dad and step-mom's house in Murrieta. It was wonderful; family, friends, good food, and great company. A few pictures...

Sara was in charge of the football pool (I won the first quarter!):


My dad ROCKED the Wii:


The beautiful spread...


The dogs indulged:





The day after Thanksgiving, we went to Sea World with Tim's dad, step-mom, brother, and sister-in-law. So fun...


Tim in the "Fish of the Pacific" Aquarium....he was DROOLING over these White Sea Bass and Yellowtail for probably an hour.